Creative Destruction

Hairstylist/Make-Up Artist?

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:21:24 GMT

I did Christine's hair and make-up today! Well....tonight. She wanted me to straighten it (I guess 'cause I straighten mine all the time and she liked it :D) so I did and then I did her make-up and wowsa. I'm the best. I should be a hairstylist AND a make-up artist 'cause I am da BOMB. Thank you VERY much.

The Pursuit Of Happyness

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:13:37 GMT

Yes, I'm aware of the fact that happiness is spelled with an i. That's just how they spelled it for the movie. Anyways, I saw it! It was so good and so cute but they basically showed everything in the preview. There was some extra stuff but nothing you didn't expect. Dude. Will Smith is friggin HOT!!! Even with the old man hairstyle! Ha ha. He's STILL hot. And his son is cute. Good actor too!

So Salvador called me on Christmas Eve. December 24th. I was wrapping presents and I got his call. SO STRANGE. He wished me a Merry Christmas and wanted to know when we were hanging out next. Um.......can you say STALKER? My mom loves him. Gabby loves him. So why don't I? Because he acts so desperate and I'm not attracted to him. Fair and square. So he needs to get over his year long crush........wait. Well, yeah. Year long. lol.

Um, I'm going to the JT concert! Woot WOOT! And I feel bad cuz the girl I asked to go as Elyse's replacement (*tear*) wasn't sure if she could go so she told me to find back-up and she still hasn't said if she could go so I told my back-up that it was for sure and that I'd just tell her I had someone. I hope she still can't go cuz if it turns out she can, I dunno what I'll do. My friend's getting the day off WORK for the concert so she can go with me and she's gonna drive down so I don't want to tell her no all of a sudden. Argh. ELYSE! WHY?!?!?! lol.

Hm. What else do I write about? Christmas? Okay. :)

I got a Chocolate LG phone! :) Here's what I got for Christmas:

1. Twister (Ha. Wasn't expecting THAT)
2. Earrings
3. A Purse
4. The Chocolate phone
5. An outfit
6. A Cinnabon gift card (Woo!!!!)
7. A Hair Dryer
8. The Terminator Movie
9. Gwen Stefani's new CD
10. Ciara's new CD

I think that's it. Not sure. I love Ciara's CD cuz there's a DVD where you get to learn the dances from her videos. SO SICK.

What is NOT sick though is the fact that my uncle didn't come to our house for Christmas. He was supposed to but he had a fight with his wife (my aunt-in-law) and they ended up not leaving to come here. Geeeeeez. And Cherie didn't come either. Her, her mom, and brother were supposed to come...........can't say I'm disappointed. He he.

Okay, that's it. Peace in the middle east!

Frustrated Is The Mood

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:28:34 GMT

Livejournal has definetely changed a lot and I must say it's definetely gotten better too. The layout looks awesome! lol. Now all I'm trying to do is figure out the pictures thing. It's so ANNOYING though. I want to do a new layout for my myspace account but it's not letting me and I'm getting REALLY frustrated. argh. Oh well, hello to all! :)

Scream Zone

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:46:45 GMT

Hmmm. Haven't typed up an entry in a LONG time. So I figured I would. That was an incomplete sentence btw. lol.

So Fictioncentral.net is pissing me off. They wont post my chapter for some reason unclear to me and it's making me really frustrated! Argh. Stupid website. That's why I like Fictionpress. Maybe I'll just post my story on there. THEY don't have problems with stuff like that. whatever. FUCK YOU FICTIONCENTRAL.NET!!!

So lately I've realized that I've been cussing a lot. Especially when I was at the Scream Zone. I was with my sis, her two friends, and Gabby and we made a few friends: 6 guys and 2 girls and some guy's mom. Well, I was talking to Gabby and this one guy whom I kinda liked and I kept saying "fucking". Dude. I don't ever remember being this "explicit." lol. In middle school, while I was still living in Moreno Valley, I had the dirtiest mouth ever. But then I changed once I started going to Christian school and I was still good when I started going to CHS which is a public school. Now that i'm out, every other word is either shit or fuck when I'm with friends. help!! lol. and i never capitalize anything anymore. like right now. i was but now i gave up. oh well.

yeah.........so........i'm bored. jobless. schoolless. and out of shape. frickin dance class is only an hour long and i'm out of breath and uber sweaty by the time it's over. wtf? and i've failed the permit test 3 times. so i gave up on that. i'm already 17 and i don't even have my permit. how sad is that? dude......dude. lol.

um. why do i sound so depressed? maybe cuz i'm mad at my bro. he's acting retarded. whatever. okay, i need to go back on myspace and get happy again. ha ha.

Crushed Dreams

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:15:33 GMT

Hm. Interesting title, huh? A bit dark, I must admit, but damn it I don't care. I'm depressed and since no one's going to read this I don't have to worry about it. I can just rant and rave for the sake of ranting and raving without annoying people. Thank you Lord for allowing the human race to create this lovely website called Livejournal. So anyways, let's start from the beginning:

I hate guys. Simple enough? Yeah, I hate them because they're conceited jerks that don't give a shit about anything you say or feel. Well, no wait, I take that back. Not ALL guys are like that. James is the exception. :) But anyways, guys like my dad and that one jerk I had a short fling with are dicks and I hate them. Why don't they all just grow up and stop acting so childish? Like my dad can't just shut the fuck up every once in a while. Like my "fling" didn't have the decency to dump me BEFORE moving on to the next girl. I HATE GUYS! And here is the end of Rant and Rave 1.

Numero dos. I hate life. That's mainly why I'm depressed. Did God seriously just put me on this earth to make my life a living hell? Because if he did, we can just skip all the bullshit and send me to hell already. I'm tired of going through all this nonsense. My parents hate me. They LOVE my sister. I'm not going to college. I don't drive which means I don't have a car either. I have the shittiest job ever. I can never go anywhere because if I actually want to do something I have to get a ride from someone and I'm tired of being the friend that always uses people for their cars. I'm SO SICK OF MY LIFE. I just want to go to bed one night and wake up the next morning and find out that my parents aren't really my parents. They adopted me. My real dad is a movie star living in New York. Preferably Jim Carey. He he. Although our skin colors are VERY different, he would be THE coolest dad ever. And I bet he's never called his daughter a stupid 17 year-old. I would bet money on that factor.

So........basically that's it. I hate guys and I hate my life. And I hate Lysol. I sprayed that stuff in my room and now it wont go away. It's attacking my nostrils damn it!!! Okay, peace, love, and Volcom.

-Alysha

REBELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 23:16:40 GMT

So um.............I think I'm turning into a really BAD girl. ha ha. Dude..........seriously. But first things first! Here's the pic that went along with my award:

WOO HOO!

Okay, so I turned 17 on July 22nd (saturday) and I went to this club called Inferno that's for high school kids and up. Weeeeeeeeeell, me and the 4 girls that I went with met these 2 guys (we also got free passes for next fri and sat!) and they invited us to their place later but we ended up not going. So he called me the next day (sunday) and invited me over. So I got my friend Elyse to go along and be the designated driver and we went to Nate's (one of the guy's) place where he lives with his 22 year-old bro. OMG. I hooked up with NATE and my friend hooked up with the older bro. Nate is 19 so it's only a 2 year difference, or maybe 3 since I don't know when his bday is and I just turned 17. But anyways.........I have a big secret..........THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS! ha ha. No lie. I've never REALLY been kissed before. So actually that was my first kiss/make-out. Dude...I feel like such a rebel right now. SERIOUSLY. And I'm excited about fri and sat cuz I get to dance for free! Woo! I'm gonna request songs though cuz the DJ kinda sucks. He keeps playing old crap that no one listens to anymore and some rock and techno that you can't even dance to. They're good songs but....c'mon. How do you dance to that stuff? Makes me mad....and I think Nate's going. I don't know if his older bro is going or not. He prob will though because of my friend. Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah. I can't wait. Although, I don't really wanna dance with Nate the whole time because although he's super cute and sweet (and HORNY!) he can't really dance. That's why I like switching it around so I can find the one guy that CAN dance. oh well. lol. Hey, no complaints here! I just got my first kiss!

I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think your special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.

Take em’ to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em’ to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it.....

I love that song. :)

Oh man, I can't beilieve I waited so long.

Sat, 01 Jul 2006 20:53:38 GMT

So, it's been like 80 years since I've posted ANYTHING on here. So........what's up?!

I'm really excited because my story Teenage Superfreak won in one of the categories. Hellz yeah! I can't believe I actually won! I mean, there were like 10 categories and 20 stories so it's not that big of an accomplishment but HEY, I won! I'm gonna post up my little picture thing that they created for me soon but I can't do it on my LAME computer. I have to do it on my dad's.

But anyways, um......I'm bored. I have to work today. I don't want to. I hate my job. I hate my boss. I just want to rest. Fucking work. Argh.

Okay, that was a boring entry and I promise to update on everything from these past 2 months soon! Including GRADUATION! woot woot! Class 06! O what?! O SIX!

This is 20 percent skill.....

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:54:24 GMT

Fort Miner! They're cool. Oh yeah.

So, it's been a while. Over a friggin MONTH! Since I've updated. I don't know why. I'm adding random periods. I just. Feel like it. Cuz I'm cool.

So what's happenin?!?!?! Dude, I have a stalker. His name is Salvador. He's actually kind of nice and he gave Gabby a ride home so now she LOVES him but I think he's just a little too....blunt. He keeps sending me all these messages on myspace. The ones on the bulletins about "What a kiss means" and crap like that. DUDE! Leave me alone! But that's okay, cuz I've got a guy to get you leave me alone. And he's a pyro. Uh-huh. A true pyro. He set his damn hand on fire and he's fine. ha ha. Yeah, that's right!

I've been invited to go to a frat party.......I'm probably not going to go though.......I'm not sneaky enough.......Argh

Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is gonna caaaaaaaaaaaaaall me on saturdaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I can't waaaaaaaaaaaaait!

Okay, this was the randomest entry ever so I promise to be a little more....interesting next entry! Aight, peace in the middle east. I stole that from Gabby. Hellz yeah. "Oh yeah, bitch. Myspace!"

-Alyshizzle-

The Bogemeister

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:13:04 GMT

Friends from Moreno Valley, my previous "inhabitance":

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII went out to lunch with Bogi today. Of course Gabby and Alexis came along because I couldn't just leave them at school alone. Aren't I just so nice? lol. But yeah, during class he invited me to come along so I told him that I was meeting my friend and he said okay he'd just come over there. And he did! So he drove us to Mexico ViejoHorchata (mmm mmm), and drove us back. When his friend called he referred to us as "some girls." Hmm. Then when I got out and was preparing to leave he was all "Where's my hug?" "Oops! Sorry!" And then I hugged him. *sigh* I got a reply from him when I got home (we were supposed to hang out and get D-R-U-N-K over the weekend but I got his message too late. argh) and he said he had fun today and next time we would have to go alone. Hmmmmm.............

Bogemeister. Are you hitting on me? lol.

*sigh* But then there's Luis. I've known him since last year because we had history together and guess what? We have history together again! Well, it's Government/Economics but you catch my drift. So, I just recently (recently being about 3 weeks ago) found out that he has a MAJOR crush on me. Seriously, he told my friend that he wants to freak dance with me.........um........how's that for romantic? Seriously. FREAK DANCE? That's IT?! juh-eeeeez. But yeah, he kept asking me out and hinting at it and I was like "Stop changing the topic." ha ha. I feel bad and especially since Bogi sits right next to me in that class and Luis can just sit and watch us the whole time because he's like RIGHT THERE at the table next to us. And....Bogi and I flirt a lot *cough**cough* and I feel bad. Because he's a cool guy.......or at least he was until he told Brittany that he wanted to freak dance with me. Coolness definetely at a 0 now. Sooooooooo yeah, there's my guy drama for today.

"Wait.........your boyfriend has a KID?! What?!"

Ha ha. Long story. Happened in english class. Hilarious. Anyways, peace out!

-~- Alysha -~-

Movie Marathon

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 23:51:56 GMT

1. Inside Man
2. Stay Alive
3. V for Vendetta
4. She's The Man.

I'm ready for a movie marathon.

"The name of the game is Stay Alive. We don't know much else except that we're not supposed to have it."

"You die in the game; you die for real."

"What happens when the game you play starts playing you?"

If I don't see that movie, I'll die. Ha ha. Pun intended.

Jaywalking

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:49:54 GMT

I went to LA this weekend and then to Fullerton. So basically I was never home. But ch-yeah, I figured I'd do a quick entry before bed. So um....my cousin almost got caught jaywalking. dumbass. They're really strict about it in LA because there's so many damn cops but they don't even care in C-Bad or they just don't catch you. Whatever. I was just standing on the sidewalk waiting for him to come back from the gas station across the street and all of a sudden I saw him running towards me and he was mumbling some stuff and then he came over and was like "pretend you don't know me" and he just hid by a wall. He blended in because he was wearing all black and just then a cop car came driving by. I was like "Oh my gosh, you idiot." He was ready to jump the fence too. ha ha.

Anyways! Um....I'm going to bed now. Payce.

When A Stranger Calls

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 00:13:54 GMT

Yes, I saw that movie. It wasn't bad. It wasn't the best movie ever but it wasn't bad. I hate scary movies but.....my dad and 3 siblings were going to see Big Momma's House 2......uh, I don't think so. So my mom and I saw When A Stranger Calls. The previews were scarier than the movie itself. There was this one about this video game people play and it's like House Of The Dead and you have to try to stay alive (It's called Stay Alive) but everytime someone dies in the game they die the same way in real life. If a zombie kills them in the game, that same zombie comes and kills them in real life. It was REALLY freaky. Seriously.

And there was another preview about this movie called "The Silent Hill" or something and it's about this woman and her daughter and they go on a drive and they crash and then the woman wakes up because she passed out and her daughter is gone. She freaks out and gets out and it's all foggy and she sees a sign that says 'Welcome to Silent Hill." So of course the idiot goes and it's like this deserted town so she calls her ex husband and he looks it up and it says that the town was burned down like 30 years ago and everyone died and as it turns out they took her daughter and now she has to battle all of hell in order to get her back. Yay. Real heartwarming movie.

I miss my kitty. I'm so used to seeing him when I come home and now when I come home I get all teary-eyed. He was always in my room waiting at the door meowing because he could hear me walking around and wanted attention. :'( I'm all alone in my room now. I used to have 2 cats to keep me company and now I have none and I can't go to sleep because I'm used to having them lying right next to me, sometimes even on top of me or right by my head. It was so cute. Fatso (my sister's cat whose name is really Jet) used to curl up right in front of my face so I had to turn over in order to breathe. I miss him and I miss my kitty. :(

Okay, I guess I'll go now. I have to finish cleaning up my room (bleh) so I guess I'll post more later..........bye.

Death At My Door

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:45:58 GMT

My cat just died. Little fucker. I don't want it to seem like I'm mad at him though. I was just saying that because damnit why now? We got all this medicine stuff to help make him better and he was getting a little better for a few days and then for the past 2 he was the worst he's ever been. All he did was lay on the ground. He didn't even move his head to look at me when I walked into the room. The only way I could ever tell he was still alive was if I put my head to his chest to hear his heartbeat.......I just did that and it wasn't beating.

It really sucks to lose another pet. As if my sister's cat wasn't enough and now this. And now there's a fucking huge as spider in my room. Eek! Okay I think it's dead but now it's just sitting on my wall. Another little fucker. No wait! It's still alive! Ew!! It's huge too! Damnit. Die already. I just sprayed it with body spray.....lavender. First I sprayed it with garnier hairspray but nothing happened and now it's soaked in my fucking body spray and it's not dying! Damnit. Okay.....let's try tanning oil. he he.....What a little bitch. It's still alive. Alright I give up. Time to run and get the bug spray and hope it's still here when I get back........Okay, now it's dead. What a bitch. First my cat dies and then a huge ass spider slowly floats down onto my magazines menacingly close to me. I hate spraying bug spray. It smells and I can't breathe around it.

So anyways.....about T.C. I keep getting this feeling like he's moving still and still alive but I know he's not because I already felt his heart. Fuck. I hate dead things. And I hate the fact that my cat is one of those. This is the 6th animal that's died!!! Shit. I'm gonna go because I need to dispose of this spider and put my poor cat in a box so we can go bury him or something. I don't even know what we're going to do with him but........there's a dead body in my room. How creepy is that?

RIP T.C.!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

Ps. Myles hit my ass with his cleats(sp?) today when he was walking by. He's a little fucker too.

Lesbian Lovers

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:50:22 GMT

So I am a lesbian lover now according to Myles. My lover is the infamous Gabbalicous. And yeah..........that's about it. He he.

I have a new interesting.........person talking to me. His name is Bogi. Ha ha. It's actually like Bogitrov Dimitrov or something but no one knows for sure and everyone just calls him Bogi so whatever. Fine with me! But anyways, he sits next to me at my table. Back when the year first started I hated him because I thought he was a jerk but I had never talked to him and now we actually have to talk to each other and he's not that bad of a guy. *cough* But let's not get too far ahead. He he. So yeah, there's Bogi. woopti doo.

Um....I'm tired. But I have to finish my french project. Fucking book. I could really use some sleep right now. Bleh. Some sleep that doesn't involve cat throw up. Yeah, my cat keeps freaking throwing up in the middle of the night. He threw up on my blanket too! What a heffer. So yeah.......I just wanna have one night with at least 8 hours of non-throw-up sleep. Yes I do. Hmph.

So, we're finally going to learn our Hip Hop dance tomorrow. Took you guys for freaking ever!!! But yeah, we are. I'm excited. Richie's coming back! He taught us a dance last year because he was a guest choreographer but this dance is actually going in the show. Yay! I hope we don't have to audition for it because I hate auditions. I do worse on those than I do learning the actual dance. I mean, I'll have the dance down and everything but then when we audition I'll get so nervous I mess up and forget a whole section. It's really annoying. Bleh.

So yeah..........Um...........I'm just waiting for my paper to dry and that's why I'm posting an entry at 1 am so yeah. Peathe out everyone!

Pat N Oscar's ma biznatch!

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:29:22 GMT

That freakin Kanye West song "Addiction" is stuck in my head now. Argh.

What's your addiction? Is it money? Is it girls? Is it weed?
I've been afflicted. By not one. Not two. But all three.
She's got the same thing. About me. But more. About us.
She's coming over, so I guess, that means, I'm on drugs
Just let me peek now, I mean damn, I'm so curious
She's got a lover, so the lies, and the lust, is a rush
Time's of the essence, I need, you to be, spontaneous
Roll up the doge, henny and c-c-c-cola, then I'm co coming over
Cuz its ne-never over

I got tired of changing the commas to periods so whatever. You're supposed to stop at the commas. lol. It's a really good song too. *sings*Everything they told me not to is exactly what I would. Man I tried to stop man I tried the best I could but (You make me smile).

What's that? Do I actually hang out with these cool chicks? Hellz yeah I do!

Argh. Bite it.

I have huge ass lips damnit.

I look like I'm on drugs. *gasp* It's the Assinator with her funky cool hat! Woo woo!

It looks like she's sucking on a bottle. Gabbalicious is so ghetto! Takin the whole freakin sauce thingy. Ghettooooo.

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:00:30 GMT

Everytime we touch I feel the static and everytime we kiss I reach for the sky!

I love seaworld-ish music. Ha ha.

So um, I went tanning this weekend with Elyse........I'm still the same color. How 'bout you Elyse? I think we need some more hardcore tanning oil because I'm disappointed. I expected more from you Oil! lol

So um.........I'm reading a book about a Geisha in english. It's actually pretty good. My group is okay because I don't hate any of them and we have this one girl that is the best artist EVER! lol. So yeah....

T.C. is still alive! Yes, I admit that I'm surprised. But he's hangin' in there! He's really skinny now though because he doesn't eat much and whenever he does it it's because I'm force-feeding him. But whatever he better keep his butt alive and kickin!!!

Yay!

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:13:49 GMT

I'm so excited because now we get to have 6 icons instead of 3! yay!

Life sucks so just get it over with and kill yourself.

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 00:55:42 GMT

Like my title? Yeah, I thought it was catchy too. So um, I just found a really cool icon. It's Foamy. Anything Foamy is da bomb, aight? So yeah, and of course my doggy I got in a forward so I shrunk him and now I'm using him.....or her.

T.C. (my cat) isn't getting any better. He can hardly walk and whenever he does, his balance is so off that he falls over after two steps. It really sucks. And last night, since he hadn't had any food for a week beacuse he refused to eat it, I figured I'd try feeding him some cat treats. Well, he REALLY wanted those treats. And he cant keep his head still because he doesn't have enough strength so it wobbles around like a bobble head and he got really frustrated because he couldn't hold his head still long enough to eat the treat out of my hand. I felt so sorry for him. He ate the treats though and he actually mistook my fingers for treats a couple times but luckily he never pierced my skin. Ouch. So um.......God. My one wish would be for you to let my cat live because he doesn't deserve to die. And I know now that all of you people are probably going to think I'm some animal loving freak after reading this and guess what? I AM! LONG LIVE PETA!!!

So um.......In other news, today in the middle of one of my many bash-each-other-to-flirt-convos with a guy friend, he said something very amusing.

Brent: I wish you were a guy.
Me: *confused look* Why?
Brent: So I could punch you in your face.
Arianna, Troy, Leslie, Amelia: Awww. Brent, you're such an ass!

Lol. Brent has attitude problems just like Alex. They both think that cussing out a girl and being abnormally horny is going to make girls want them.

Brent: Dude, Leslie's mom is a nugget. She's so hot.
Leslie: Ew, Brent! My mom's like 50 years old.
Brent: Yeah, but she's a nugget.

Me: Whatever, your mom.
Brent: Yeah, your mom's a nugget too. I did her last night.

Whatever. He's just a loser. We actually had a spanish fight too! Ha ha.

Brent: *some spanish crap with Cabron mixed in*
Me: Pendejo
Brent: Did you just call me a bitch?
Me: No, I called you a dumbass.

And later on I told him he was stupid and he called me an asshole. Um, calling a girl an asshole doesn't sound right. Arianna and I discussed this and in turn I told him he was a jackass, the bad kind. lol.

So anyways, um. I went to my friend's b-day party over the weekend. It was uber fun. As soon as I get pictures I'm going to post them because I have about 10 of two of our guy friends beating the crap out of each other with balloons. And then a few with me decked out in my army gear. Oooooohhh yeeeaaaahhhh.

So, that's about it. I keep saying "so" and "um". Whatever. Okay, bye. I refuse to say peace because there is no peace in this household!!!!!!!!!!!!

Depressed

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:14:00 GMT

So um..........my cat is dying. Other than that, life is good. Psh.

Love song mood.

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:30:17 GMT

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Gotta be with you.

L.O.V.E.

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 09:06:58 GMT

That Ashlee Simpson song is the shiznit. I don't care what anyone says. I love it. So THERE. "L-O L-O L-O L-O-V-E! I'm talkin' bout love!"

Gameboy. Hellz yeah.

So, I saw Tristan & Isolde. Fuck James Franco. I only went to see it cuz my friend wanted to see it. And it wasn't horrible but I didn't cry and I didn't want them to be together. Ha ha. I actually wanted her to stay with the king because I felt so sorry for him and he's so freakin HOT!!! I have a thing for older guys. Mmm-hmph. They turn me on.

I also saw Fun with Dick and Jane. See Dick. See Dick run. See Jane. See Jane run. See (the dog's name) . He likes to bark......*puts on shock collar*. He LIKED to bark. lol. That movie was hilarious. "Omygosh! Drive!" "What?! What?! Did you actually rob the store?!" "No! I drank a slushie and didn't pay for it!" Mind you, the slushie was only $1.29. Ha ha. Jim Carrey rocks my socks. He would SO be the best dad ever. Or husband. I'd take either.......although then I'd have the hots for my dad. Ew.

Every little step I take! You will be there.....every little step I take. We'll be together!

Um, I'm a weird person. And I got this text on my phone the other day:

Cancer: "Artificial pork chops"? That doesn't sound good to Neptune. Fake chicken seems like a better fake meat option.

Wtf is that supposed to mean? And the sender had a 6 digit number. Hellooooooo? Am I the only one confused?

So like, Monica and I went to Chilis. And we ordered kids meals. And we bugged the hell out of our waitress. And we drew on the kids menu. And we took pictures. And mine came out crappy. And.....we got crunk in her car while listening to hardcore rap music. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellz Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Funny Pictures

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:28:44 GMT

So, I was stalking my friend Alan on his profile and I saw these HILARIOUS pictures:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

KISS IT

Work it!

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 22:21:12 GMT

Oh yeah. That's how I dance.

Quoi???

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:10:24 GMT

Why is my senior pic so big? I made it smaller on photobucket and it's still taking up the whole screen. Eeeeeeeewwwww. No one needs to see all that. lol

Mourning

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:37:30 GMT

My sister's cat was put to sleep today.